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The 10 Most Depressing Barbie Dolls Ever Made

Psychological disorders. Failed attempts at greatness. Unplanned pregnancies. This chick has issues.









Extremely Hungry Barbie



Back story: After reading the New York Times best-selling diet book, Don't Eat!, Barbie begins a slippery slope into a dangerous world of dieting. That Barbie has body issues has always been a given, it's just that now with the 1965 Slumber Party Barbie, we can see where it all began.
Worse yet: "Slumber Party" would imply she wasn't doing this alone, but with friends.


Extremely Hungry Barbie





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Knocked-Up Midge



Back story: It's happened a million times before. Things get all hot and heavy and neither of you have protection, but you're all, fuck it. Well guess what, people: dolls can get pregnant, too. It happened to Barbie's friend Midge.
Worse yet: When you're a pregnant doll you pretty much stay pregnant. Forever.


Knocked-Up Midge





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Bad At Math Barbie



Back story: One of the handful of phrases Teen Talk Barbie could say was, "Math class is tough!" proving the age-old stereotype that blondes are in fact the dumbest people on earth.
Worse yet: The other thing she liked to say was "Do you have a crush on anyone?" People got really tired of answering this question.


Bad At Math Barbie





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Burger Flipping Barbie



Back story: Otherwise known as Minimum Wage Barbie. After failing 9th grade algebra twelve times, Barbie drops out of high school. Barbie's friend said her cousin Chad is the nightshift manager at McD's, so he manages to get Barbie a part-time job working the grill. She eventually moves up to cashier.
Worse yet: See #2, Extremely Hungry Barbie.


Burger Flipping Barbie





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10 Life Lessons You Can Learn From Super Mario Bros.

Despite what your parents told you, your brains weren't rotting away as you battled Bowser on your NES.









Stop and smell the flowers.



Stop and smell the flowers.



Sure, they may give you allergies, but you never know when one will give you a great opportunity... like the ability to shoot fireballs at your enemies.
















Look before you leap.



Look before you leap.



Anything can put in you in the path of disaster. And who wants to hear the "Mario death" sound? It's the chime of pure failure.
















Don't be afraid of the road less traveled.



Don't be afraid of the road less traveled.



It may take you to new and exciting places. And admit it: Worlds 2-3 through 3-4 are boooooring.
















Mushrooms are a healthy part of any diet.



Mushrooms are a healthy part of any diet.



They have immune-enhancing properties and may help you live longer. Or maybe even give you a 1-Up in life. But not all mushrooms are created equal—some do strange things like make you grow taller. Hasn't anyone learned from Alice in Wonderland?









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