Is it a cotton ball? A marshmallow? Doesn't matter, this Canadian curling mascot will haunt your dreams.

Here's "Scotties Little Softie," the official mascot of Canada's women's curling championships, during last year's tournament.

Via: facebook.com

For the uninitiated, Scotties is a brand of tissues sold in Canada.

Why a tissue company requires its mascot to have lifeless, nightmare-inducing eyes is anyone's guess.

Via: curling.ca

And yet, here's Scotties Little Softie making yet another unwelcome appearance at today's curling championships. Good from far ...

Via: @SeanFitz_Gerald

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America's favorite scientist was on the news today and he looked amazing.

Bill Nye and Spock. Long-lost brothers.

If you think about it, this makes sense. Further proof includes:
1. They are both into space.
2. They are both scientists. Spock served as science officer on the Enterprise.
3. They are both sex symbols.

Source: startrek.com

Full tongue action. It's an online dating ad. You can probably guess the premise.

And you thought the Go Daddy supermodel/nerd face-sucking was off-putting.

So, women: does this commercial make you want to join "romantic social network" Zoosk? How about you, frogmen?

Me, It makes me want to go back to being a creative director, so I can look at ideas like this presented to me by wide-eyed, clueless creatives, and tell them:

"The Frog/Prince thing? Really? That's fresh. You don't mind if I wipe my ass with these sketches, do you? It itches. Yeah, let me get it all up in there good. That's the rub. NOW START OVER."